On sex...and other niceties

Sex is awesome. <----#fact. It is also truth (yes...fact and truth can be different things!!!). Sex in public places, however, is simply mind blowing! I'm sure that I'm not the only person who thinks so, esp since there are so many porn sites that cater to it. But sex is never just 'sex' to me. Sex starts long before the actual act of penetration. In fact... sex could start a whole week or 2 before intercourse. At least... that's been my experience.

Sex is firstly a mental thing. Esp for women. The mood has to be set.....the leadup has to be right.... the timing has to be right.... Well, at least that's how I think. I'm not one of those dudes who can just meet a chick and get busy. Seriously!! It takes at least an hour first. (lolirl) Seriously though, It takes a bit of preparation to get a girl naked. At least, the ones I talk to.

Firstly, its important to find out how compatible she is to our true character. I no longer hide how perverse I am, so it takes about 5 mins to find out if a girl is attracted or repulsed by that sort of thing. Traditionally, the next step would be to find out if there is a significant other involved, but I usually skip this step. If such a person exists, they'll show themselves sooner or later.

Next, it is important to establish a rapport between you and this female based on the fact that you have more or less an accurate grasp of each other's personality. This is where I usually mess up. Maybe I show too much, too soon, or maybe I read them wrong..... but whatever the case, at this point I may become the recipient of disgust, scorn, or even a slap in the face!! (only happened once). This doesn't mean my approach is wrong (truth, not fact) but that the other party was not compatible with my personality.

Anyway. I dont know why this has turned into a lecture, that was not the case. I originally wanted to post a couple of the fantasies I've been partially sharing with Sylphe (heh, heh) but, as usual, things turned out differently.


-Anyway....I'm a weird fellow, so I spend a lot of time having fantasies. I love my fantasies. Most of them are, of course, about sex, but they're not vapid pornos. They're more like action flicks with a highly detailed sex scenes. Of course.....some of them are pornos....like that one where Sylphe and I went to this bar.... and we had X, and got horny... and made out on the bar.... before I spread put her to sit on the bar so I could lick her little pink clit in front of dozens of strangers.....

-I cut that one short.

-I love cereal, especially fruit loops

-I love pancakes

-I love snakes

-Dean Koontz is awesome!!! the most memorable book I've read from him was that one that the kid can see 'all the ways things are'. At first, I thought he was a precog, but it turned out to be much cooler than just that. The kid could actually see all the various alternate universes..... Now tell me.... isnt that awesome?

-I frequently make horrible typos.

Reading this over...... its a load of crap. I have already retyped it twice, so I'm tired. I'm done. Till next time!!!

-Kapil Dev
-Necrodevz